[jschwenker]

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme.

But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

[Letitroll98]

I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe body spray.

Now I talk with an Axe scent.

[avta]

These two older gentlemen were discussing their sex lives. One asked " how often do you think a man should have sex? " The other responded " infrequently ".   The other " Is that two words or one? "

[mix4fix]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

[Tyson]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Sex.

[jschwenker]

I've been off work all week because my pet cow is sick.

My boss thinks I'm milking it.