[timind]

 
BTW, the Magic Audio Rocks are very polished and shiny.  So even though the old saying "You can't polish a horse turd" may be true, apparently you CAN polish a dinosaur turd.
 
Steve

 

[Rob Babcock]

Someone should buy them and do a shoot-out with NathanM's "SONICROCKS".

[nathanm]

If you can take gift shop items from some Cave of Wonders roadside attraction and sell them to audiophiles more power to you.  I suspect the copy goes too far into humor, though.  With the right ad copy that guy could have his rock tumbler paid off in no time.

[turkey]

Those Blivet Pebbles that the Deus ex machina guy was selling are a much better answer to a non-existent problem.