Joke of the Day

mix4fix · « **Reply #2800 on:** 17 Mar 2020, 02:11 pm »

Forget about Lab tests. Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.

If ant's gather: DIABETES.

If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE

If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL

If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS

If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S

stlrman · « **Reply #2801 on:** 17 Mar 2020, 02:23 pm »

richidoo · « **Reply #2802 on:** 18 Mar 2020, 02:54 pm »

CCBios · « **Reply #2803 on:** 23 Mar 2020, 12:57 pm »

richidoo · « **Reply #2804 on:** 23 Mar 2020, 05:51 pm »

weatherman1 · « **Reply #2805 on:** 23 Mar 2020, 07:41 pm »

thunderbrick · « **Reply #2806 on:** 24 Mar 2020, 03:49 am »

stlrman · « **Reply #2807 on:** 28 Mar 2020, 10:56 pm »

This is my favorite covid meme so far:

weatherman1 · « **Reply #2808 on:** 29 Mar 2020, 05:10 am »

smargo · « **Reply #2809 on:** 31 Mar 2020, 03:15 pm »

Wind Chaser · « **Reply #2810 on:** 31 Mar 2020, 03:24 pm »

How true. Just glad I’m not on a cruise ship stuck inside my cabin.

dflee · « **Reply #2811 on:** 31 Mar 2020, 05:04 pm »

Looks like there's a whole second floor to explore. WOW!
Next weekend is lookin pretty good too.

Don

charmerci · « **Reply #2812 on:** 31 Mar 2020, 05:29 pm »

Quote from: dflee on 31 Mar 2020, 05:04 pm

Looks like there's a whole second floor to explore. WOW!

Don

Wow. You sure are moving up!

thunderbrick · « **Reply #2813 on:** 31 Mar 2020, 05:29 pm »

Let them eat Charmin...

dflee · « **Reply #2814 on:** 31 Mar 2020, 05:44 pm »

Preferably before it's used.

Don

stlrman · « **Reply #2815 on:** 31 Mar 2020, 09:08 pm »

Hogg · « **Reply #2816 on:** 1 Apr 2020, 12:55 am »

I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with.

She said, "Must be nice".

smargo · « **Reply #2817 on:** 1 Apr 2020, 04:16 pm »

Letitroll98 · « **Reply #2818 on:** 2 Apr 2020, 02:58 am »

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meet the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita you Mama

Russell Dawkins · « **Reply #2819 on:** 2 Apr 2020, 08:22 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMBh-eo3tvE&feature=emb_logo