Todays Smile

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« Reply #1802 on: 21 Dec 2017, 05:12 pm »
Forget to turn off the Beasties last evening - no wonder the room is nice and toasty this morning  :D

Be well...

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« Reply #1805 on: 23 Dec 2017, 03:26 am »
Santa is looking at Facebook profiles, girls will get clothes, boys will get a dictionary.

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« Reply #1806 on: 26 Dec 2017, 10:29 pm »
Before we leave the Christmas season behind...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI&feature=youtu.be

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« Reply #1812 on: 5 Jan 2018, 03:37 am »
Second opinion:

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An attorney opened the door of his Mercedes, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene of accident, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his expensive Mercedes.

“Police Officer, look what he has done to my car!”, he whiningly said.

“You brokers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid Mercedes, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!”

“Damn it…” replied the broker, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,

“Where’s my Rolex?”

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« Reply #1814 on: 5 Jan 2018, 05:13 pm »
So after the lawyer/attorney attorney was hit he became a broker?  ;)

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« Reply #1818 on: 11 Jan 2018, 03:04 am »
This winter in the northern hemisphere are snowing in the Sahara desert:
https://www.snopes.com/sahara-desert-snowfall/

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« Reply #1819 on: 11 Jan 2018, 10:52 pm »
Redneck  Engineering