Steven Wright and music

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Steven Wright and music
« on: 3 Mar 2017, 01:58 pm »
"The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter."

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #1 on: 3 Mar 2017, 03:32 pm »
That's funny.

In my previous neighborhood outside of Taipei, the garbage truck used to play the Phantom of the Opera...every....single....night.... It was cute the first week or two, but ten years? Fuggedaboudit!  :duh:

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #2 on: 3 Mar 2017, 03:48 pm »
"The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter."

"I invented the cordless extension cord."

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #3 on: 3 Mar 2017, 03:50 pm »
comic genius  :thumb:

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« Reply #4 on: 3 Mar 2017, 05:04 pm »
Much better at stand-up than as a guest on a late night show.

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #5 on: 4 Mar 2017, 01:22 am »
My dental hygienist is smoking hot. An hour before my teeth cleaning appointment I eat a whole bag of oreo cookies. 8)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

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« Reply #6 on: 4 Mar 2017, 08:32 am »
..."I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add..."
..."when I die, I'm gonna leave my body to science fiction..."
..."I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it...."

https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/s/steven_wright.html

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #7 on: 4 Mar 2017, 07:34 pm »
My sister was in the Carlisle MA library with her 4-year old daughter a few years ago, and she saw Stephen Wright there (I think he lives in that area).  My niece was running around handing books to people, and she handed one to Stephen.   He looked down at it and saw it was a pop psychology book.  He muttered "Oh that's hilarious".
 :lol:

Whenever I go to visit my sister now I try to check out the library for a SW sighting.   No luck so far, but I'll keep trying!

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #8 on: 23 Mar 2017, 08:07 pm »
Steven Wright is by far my favorite comedian, I saw him in Seattle about 10 years ago. He sat in a large soft chair with a small side table, my gut hurt the whole next day and maybe the next. His Humor is Dry and Genius!

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #9 on: 23 Mar 2017, 08:11 pm »
I watch the Stones every chance I get. Fred and Barney.

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #10 on: 23 Mar 2017, 10:11 pm »
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #11 on: 6 May 2017, 10:47 am »
Watch Steven Wright in this clip from Jim Jarmusch's film "Coffee and Cigarettes"  https://youtu.be/ggqrEMtA3TU

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Re: Steven Wright and music
« Reply #12 on: 6 May 2017, 06:58 pm »
"I'm not afraid of heights.  I'm afraid of widths."